A lawyer was walking down the street when he saw a sign outside a store that read: "We sell everything!" Intrigued, he went inside and asked the shopkeeper, "Do you really sell everything?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Yes, sir, we do!"
The lawyer then asked, "Well, do you have any lawyers for sale?"
The shopkeeper smiled and replied, "Sorry, sir, The devil already bought out all of our stock."
