No one likes lawyers. Even lawyers don't like lawyers. So here are some great jokes to help you make fun of our most hated profession.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company for not making it sturdy enough.
Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down they're really nice people. (This one comes from the show Better Call Saul)
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
What do you call a lawyer who is honest and ethical? Poor.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more. (This is an oldie that has been making the rounds since at least 1992, during the old days of internet bulletin boards.)
What do you call a lawyer who is never lost a case? A liar.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just bill the hours spent arguing about who should do it.
Why did the lawyer become a chef? To cook up some legal solutions.
Why did the lawyer take up painting? To brush up on his legal skills.
I was going to tell you a lawyer joke, but I object.
Why did the lawyer wear two watches? So he could double his billable hours.
